TV Sucks!

Homer:Someday you'll thank me for this, son.
Homer:总有一天,你会为此感谢我的 儿子
Bart:Not bloody likely.
Bart:那绝对不可能
Homer:No, it's true.
Homer:不,我说的是真的
You know, when I was a boy.
你知道吗 当我是个小男孩的时候
I really wanted a catcher's mitt,
我超级想要一个棒球手套
:but my dad wouldn't get it for me.
但是我爸爸就是不给我买
So I held my breath until I passed out
然后我就憋气,一直憋到昏倒
and banged my head on the coffee table.
还用我的头去撞桌子
The doctor thought
然后医生觉得
I might have brain damage.
我大脑可能有损伤
Bart:Dad, what's the point of this story?
Bart:老爸 这个故事的想表达什么?
Homer:I like stories.
Homer:我喜欢故事
Bart:Can I please
Bart:拜托了
go to the movie?
让我走吧
Homer:I know my punishment might seem
Homer:我知道我的惩罚有些严厉了
a little harsh, but I can't go back on it.
但我不能收回我的话
You're welcome to watch
你可以看电视
anything you want on TV.
看你任何你想看的节目
Bart:TV sucks.
Bart:电视很烂