Marshall vs. the Machines

围过来，我的孩子们
Gather round, ye children
听听这个动人的传说
To hear the tale so sweet
——一个男人胆敢挑战机器
Of a man who dared to race machines
仅凭他的双脚
With nothing but his feet
还有那与生俱来的秀发

穿着牛仔裤的男人
With hair of auburn beauty
为美利坚而战
A hero dressed in jeans
他就是马修
He's fighting for America
大战机器
Marshall
哈~
Versus the machines
咚-吧-吧-滴-滴-咚-吧-吧-滴-滴-滴滴嘟
Hah
正当马修竭尽全力奔跑
Doom-ba-da-dee-dee-dee-dee-fleegeedoo-flim-flam-doo-da-deegedeedoo
碰到他的友人克里斯汀

嗨,克里斯汀
As Marshall ran with all his might
他想起他曾
And passed his friend, Christine
战胜机器的峥嵘岁月

他越过路坑
Hey, Christine
他解除过警报

他使点唱机起死回生
He thought of all the times that he had
仅凭他修理器械般的臂膀
Beaten the machine
马修

大战机器
He triumphed over Pitfall
耶
He vanquished the alarm
前进
He brought the jukebox back to life
耶
With his Fonzarelli arm
前进

耶
Marshall
我们的大英雄体力正在枯竭
Versus the machines
就像交通灯在变变变变变变变变~~~~~~~~绿
Yah
他回想起过去的岁月
Move along
他曾战败于机器
Yah
机顶盒沙沙作响
Move along
被订书机钉痛
Yah
机顶盒再次沙沙响起

它已经过度劳累
Our hero's strength was fading fast
无法继续歌唱下去 by 前进的马德里的球迷
Just as the light turnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnned green
He then thought back to all the times
He'd lost to a machine

The cable box's fearsome bite
The stapler's mighty sting
The cable box's bite again

Getting too tired
To sing