Quartzsite Vendor Blues

All right in Quartzsite Arizona and especially in the Quartzsite Yacht Club
Line dancing is a long-standing tradition
So here we go
Well I went down to Quartzsite
Been trying to sell my wares
I got a great selection
You can't find just anywhere
Well, I know I've got no money
I hear it all the time
I bet they'll be back tomorrow
'Cause that's your favorite line
Well, I'm selling drink at half‐price
I'm taking out a loan
Man, if I don't make some money soon
I'll never get back home
I got the Quartzsite vendor blues
I've got those Quartzsite vendor blues
I can't pay back my money that I borrowed from you
I've got the Quartzsite vendor blues
Well most folks tell a story
They've got it really rough
Now livin' on a fixed income
Oh it's mighty mighty tough
I bet they all drivin' fine cars
Got $40000 trucks
They got decent pusher motor homes
Four-wheelers and all that stuff
Well their bellies are hangin' over
Till they can hardly see their toes
You know they ain't never missed a meal in months
Must be where their money goes
I got the Quartzsite vendor blues
Yeah I got those Quartzsite vendor blues
Some days I'm barely makin' out to buy a beer or two
I've got the Quartzsite vendor blues
Well I sell a bit to make a bit
Where all the big boys are
I'm havin' trouble makin' rent
And I'm sleepin' in my car
But I got some brand-new hobbies
I bought a funky old guitar
I'm singin' in the Yacht Club
I'm a karaoke star
But though the weather's cold
And they're a-droppin' in the snow
My old lady called me this mornin' man
She told me where to go
I got the Quartzsite vendor blues
I got those Quartzsite vendor blues
I can't pay back that money that I borrowed from you
I've got the Quartzsite vendor blues
I got the Quartzsite vendor blues
I got those Quartzsite vendor blues
I can't pay back that money that I borrowed from you
I've got the Quartzsite vendor blues