Double Date

Dude dude I'm miserable
老铁 铁 我很惆怅
I'm miserable too
我也很惆怅
Dude dude I love my girl
老铁 铁 我爱我的女朋友
I love my too
我也爱我的女朋友
But I'm depressed
但我有点抑郁
See that girl right to your left?
看到你左边的美女了吗？
Of course I do but I can't hook now
当然看到了 但我现在不能撩
How can we look without our girlfriend seen us?
我们怎么才能在不被女朋友逮住的情况下偷看一下
It's so hot It's so very hot!
她太性感了 真的太性感了
I'm sick of watching all these rom-com
我讨厌看这些“爱情喜剧”
With Ryan Gosling.Even though he's a fantastic actor
还有瑞恩·高斯林 即使他是一个很棒的演员
I’m after some fun
我想找点乐子
Just double dating It's so dumb
只是四人约会太无聊了
Check out that girl
看看那个美女
I can't
我不能
Why not
为啥嘛
It isn't cheating if you look
只是看的话 不算背叛
Are we bad people？
我们是渣男吗
I don't know
我不知道
Our girls are great but men are slow
我们的女朋友也很棒 但她们的男人很笨
That's no excuse I think we're losers
那不是借口 我觉得我们好怂
Let's agree to give this up
那我们放弃吧
Yeah I'm not ready
Dude dude she's talking kids
是啊 我还没准备好
What the hell
老铁 铁 她们在谈论生小孩
Dude dude I'm freaking out
这是什么情况
Cuz I'm too young to be a father
老铁 铁 我吓坏了
Don't bother with that
因为我现在当父亲还太早了
Bro I don't even have a cat
别管了
Check out that girl
哥们 我连只猫都没有
What girl? Right there
看看那个美女
Chill out our girls are gonna see us
哪一个？ 那里
Maybe we're being dramatic
冷静 偷看的话会被她们逮住的
Yeah you're right they're just ecstatic
也许是我们想多了
They love babies yeah who doesn't?
确实 也许她们只是 说说而已
Let's relaxing and have a drink
她们喜欢小孩 谁又不喜欢呢？
Dude dude she's so hot
让我们喝点水放松一下
I know relax just play it cool
Dude dude what should I do
老铁 铁 他太性感了
Just place your order and shut up
我知道 放松
What should I order? I don't care
老铁 铁 我该怎么办
Can you just do it? That's not fair
点完餐就闭嘴吧
I'm freaking out just hurry out
我应该点什么？ 我不管
Our girls are looking right at us
你来点吧 这不公平
Girl girl I'm so miserable
我吓坏了 快点餐
I'm miserable too girl
她们正在看着我们呢
Good thing that they don't know
We have husbands back at home:)
姐 妹 我很惆怅