Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

it took me 5 bars saw 30 license plates
i saw her mustang
and my eyes filled up with rage
i brought my pistol but i ain't some kinda fool
so i walked right in barehanded
she was on his arm while he was playing pool
just like i used to do
she kissed him while i got a beer
she didn't think i'd show up here
i'm a crazy ex girlfriend
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i watched her for awhile but i didn't like her walk
she came across kinda cheap to me
but hey hows that my fault
she looked at my man like he didn't have on a stitch
somebody tell that girl
to step up to the plate
i wanna pitch
little *****
...
those pretty girls can play their game
but their damn well gonna know my name
i'm a crazy ex-girlfriend
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i started throwing things and
i scared folks half to death
i got up in his face and smelled whiskey on his breath
i didn't give it a second thought to being thrown in jail
baby to a hammer everything looks like a nail
and i was mad as hell
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those pretty girls they're all the same
but they're damn well gonna know my name
i'm a crazy ex-girlfriend
i'm a crazy ex-girlfriend
i'm a crazy ex-girlfriend
the end