Makin' Whoopee

每次我听到有关亲爱的旧婚纱
Every time I hear that dear old wedding march
我感到很高兴我有一个破拱
I feel rather glad I have a broken arch
我已经听到很多人说话
I have heard a lot of married people talk
我知道婚姻是一个漫长旅程
And I know that marriage is a long long walk
大多数人
To most people
认为婚礼意味着浪漫
Weddings mean romance
但我更喜欢
But I prefer
一顿野餐或是一场舞会
A picnic or a dance
又一个新娘，又一个新郎
Another bride another groom
这个乡村，都是忧郁的蓝色
The countryside,this all blue
花儿，树木，飞鸟...
The flowers and trees,the birds and
都在造作狂欢
For making whoopee
它们合唱着：这里来了位新娘
The chorus sings Here comes the bride
一个爱情里的受伤者就在她身边
Another victim is by her side
他失去了出席的理由，因为错过了季节
He's lost his reason 'cause it's the season
都在造作狂欢
For making whoopee
穿越无数的时代
Down through the countless ages
你会发现无论哪里
You'll find it everywhere
有人拥有好待遇
Somebody makes good wages
有人想独占她的分享
Somebody wants her share
她闪着大眼睛叫他土豆
She calls him Toodles and rolls her eyes
她让他揉丶烤他的馅饼
She makes him strudles and bakes him pies
一切是为了什么？
What is it all for
为了让他一起狂欢
It's so he'll fall for making whoopee
明年或者不到明年
Another year or maybe less
我能清楚听到，而你猜不到
What's this I hear well can't you guess
她感到被忽视，所以他被怀疑
She feels neglected so he's suspected
在造作狂欢
Of making whoopee
她几乎每晚都一个人坐着
She sits alone most every night
他不打电话也不写信
He doesn't phone or even write
他说很忙，她说好吧
He says he's busy but she says Is he
他是在造作狂欢
He's making whoopee
他挣不了多少钱
He doesn't make much money
平均五千美元
Five thousand dollars per
有些法官认为他是个笑话
Some judge who thinks he's funny
说他该给她六千美元
Says You'll pay six to her
他说现在法官假设我失败了
He says Now judge suppose I fail
法官说，欠债就得进监狱
The judge says Budge right into jail
你最好留住她，你会发现这是更合算
You better keep her you'll find it's cheaper
和造作狂欢比起来
Than making whoopee