My Buddy

I'd like to know are you really ready for some super dynamite soul

Introducing the world's greatest entertainer
The amazing Mr. Beat-Beat himself

The hardest working beatbox in show business
Ready rock

Ready ready rock ready rock C

Tell 'em your name tell 'em your name
Ready rock ready rock ready rock ready rock C
Ooh that was nice ready
Ready rock rrrrrrrrrrrrr

Ready rock

Hey man hold up man
I think I wanna tell 'em a little about this man

Aight break it down ready break it down

Please pay attention to my rhyme
So I can tell you all about this pal of mine
He's my buddy my best friend
When it's a beat I need it's a beat he'll lend
I wanna take time out to talk about him
Cause frankly I don't know what I would do without him
We work together like a medical crew
When I'm backing ready up I'm backing prince up too
Trying to beat us that doesn't make any sense
He's ready rock C and I'm the Fresh Prince
In the rap industry we're ranked as first
Ain't a better combination in the whole universe
So if you wanna battle your future looks muddy
Cause you just can't beat my buddy

Word break it down break it down ready

We've won so many battles people think it's a trick
That when the crowd gets to judge it's us that they'll pick
They see ready's face and then they hear my voice
To choose us as the winners is the natural choice
Because battle after battle we remain on top
Cause it's not the way we look it's the way that we rock
So if you thought you wanted to battle bust this rhyme
Just keep it and I'm sure that I can change your mind
There was ten whack dudes trying to play high post
One crew got bold and they began to boast
I said y'all shut up and get back in line
But they refused what happened now so now there's nine
Nine whack crews trying to rock like this
They were biting my rhymes they just couldn't resist
I said please stop biting please don't imitate
But they kept on biting so there's now there's eight
Eight whack crews popping big time trash
Telling us that in a battle we can't last
The battle started at 10:30 and by quarter of eleven
Was no longer eight crews how many was there
There was seven
Seven whack crews in a football huddle
Trying to figure out their next rebuttal
They came out strong you'd think they are the ultimate
But we just dissed 'em and dismissed 'em so now there's six
Six whack crews trying to be tough
Who the hell told 'em they could rock the mic like us
We got straight down to business didn't pop no jive
We just whoosh blew 'em out so now there's five
Five whack crews lined up in the hallway

All perpetrating like they're read to play
My secretary walked out she asked for one more
They got scared and left so now there's four
Four whack crews outside playing around
I said I'll take you all on now how does that sound
Not one had heart enough to pick up that mic
I said ok I'll let you go psych

That's the moral of this story
Never try to take me and ready rock's glory
Cause if you do your future looks muddy
Cause you just can't beat me and my buddy

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Yeah ay ready rock hold up hold up hold up
Wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute
What man what
C'mon man man I wonder can
Can I just interrupt the record for a second