"Sometimes My Father Appeared to Enjoy Having Children..."

ALISON: Caption: Sometimes my father appeared to enjoy having children.
But the real object of his affection was his house.
BRUCE: I just got a call—
Eleanor Baulkner, Allegheny Historical Society.
She's calling about the house tour.
HELEN: Oh! That's wonderful.
BRUCE: She's on her way over right now.
I don't know what to do!
The... the place is turned upside down. I'm not dressed.
HELEN: Go take a shower.
BRUCE: But I—
HELEN: Take a shower and get yourself dressed!
BRUCE: Okay...
HELEN: Kids. Kids!
There's an important lady on her way over to look at the house
Listen to me please!
This is one of those times you need to do what I say quickly
Without any shenanigans.