Boing

It is as smooth as a mutilated **** on the shingle at dawn
Rip rip rip
Van Winkle he can **** on a shingle at dawn
Would you like to do a boing, boing, boing, boing?
She's a fun-lovin' woman and
I'd love to see her wiggle
She's a rooty-toot kid with a piggy in the middle
She'd like to do a boing, boing, boing, boing
Oh yeah, oh yeah
Oh yeah, oh yeah