I've Got an Ape Drape

Make it like that famous country singer
Or that guy
I saw last night on
Jerry Springer
Clean me up but let me keep my edge,
In the day i like to keep it dignified
But at night you know
I got another side
And I don't give a damn,
Cause I am what
I am Even if it's really really bad.
I've got an
Ape Drape,
Yes I do They're givin' them to anyone,
And that means you
You can drive to
Riverside and get one too
Then you'll have an
Ape Drape like
I do. Go ahead and buzz 'round the ears
I've been growing that one braid back there for years
I've had it since the first time
I saw Queensryche
The front may conform to society
But the back says
I have personality
Even if it's really really,
Even if it's really really bad.
I've got an
Ape Drape,
Yes I do They're givin' them to anyone,
And that means you
You can drive to
Riverside and get one too
Then you'll have an
Ape Drape like
I do. Make it short in front and long in back!
If the top's not short enough that it stands up
I could be thrown out of the
Bad Boy Club
But don't you lay a finger on my pony tail
Now fix my kid up so he looks like me,
And then matching crazy pants are all we need
Some may call it child abuse
I just call it bonding with your
Dad. Norco
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