Stagger Lee (2011 Remastered Version)

It was back in 32 when times were hard
He had a colt 45 and a deck of cards Stagger Lee
He wore rat drawn shoes and an old stetson hat
Had a 28 ford had payments on that Stagger Lee
His woman threw him out in the ice and snow
And she told him never ever come back no more Stagger Lee
So he walked through the rain and he walked through the mud
Til he came to a place called the bucket of blood Stagger Lee
He said Mr ************ you know who
I am and the barkeeper said
No and I don't give a good goddamn to Stagger Lee
He said well bartender it's plain to see
I'm that bad ************ called Stagger Lee Mr Stagger Lee
What the barkeeper said yeah I've heard your name down the way
And I kick ************* asses like you every day Mr Stagger Lee
Well all those were the last words that the barkeeper said
Cause stag put four holes in his ************* head lie
I just then in came a broad called Nellie Brown
Was known to make more money than any ***** in town
She struts across the bar hitching up her skirt
Over to Stagger Lee she's starting to flirt oh Stagger Lee
And she saw the barkeep said o god he can't be dead
Stag said well just count the holes in the ************'s head
She said you ain't look like you scored in quite a time
Why not come to my pad it won't cost you a dime Mr Stagger Lee
But there's something that I have to say before you begin
You have to be gone fore my man billy dilly comes in
Mr Stagger Lee
I'll stay here till billy dilly comes in till time comes to pass and
Furthermore I **** billy dilly in his ************* ass said Stagger Lee
I'm make bad ************ don't you know and I'll crawl over
Fifty good pussies just to get one fat boy's asshole said Stagger Lee
Just then billy dilly rolls in and he says you must be
That make ************ called Stagger Lee I'm Stagger Lee
Yeah I'm Stagger Lee and you better get down on your knees and
Suck my **** because if you don't you're gonna be dead said Stagger Lee
I billy dilly dropped down and slobbered on his head
And stag filled him full of lead other oh yeah