What You Don't Know About Women

GABBY: What you don't know about women
OOLIE: (What you don't know about women)
BOTH: Could fill a shelf of books
GABBY: You are the type of man who looks
For understanding lovers
OOLIE: But never understands the girl
Who lies beneath the covers
BOTH: You only have to open up your mouth to show
GABBY: What you don't know
OOLIE: (And you don't know)
BOTH: About women
A woman needs to be assured
That she remains alluring
To now and then be reassured
Your passion is enduring
GABBY: It's not enough to know your line
To polish and routine it
OOLIE: (And heaven knows I know your line
The whole routine, I've seen it)
BOTH: Ya gotta mean it
GABBY: What you don't know about women
OOLIE: (What you don't know about women)
BOTH: Is what we need to hear
GABBY: You think if you can sound sincere
Then we'll come running to you
OOLIE: Throw in some truth for atmosphere
But we can see right through you
BOTH: And ev'ry hollow compliment and phrase defines
GABBY: And underlines
BOTH: What you don't know about women
You think what I don't know will not hurt me
But you don't know how often you do
How long ago did good sense desert me
I don't know why I still burn for you
GABBY: You're immature and shortsighted
OOLIE: You're an incurable player
GABBY: You show a lack of discretion
OOLIE: You don't know jack about heartache
GABBY: You're out of sync with your feelings
OOLIE: You only wink at commitment
GABBY: You're running low on emotion
BOTH: What you don't know about women's
Only a drop in the ocean
Next to what you don't know about me
You are in need of
A little enlight'ning
On ladies and love
But you can't see
What you don't know about women
Is fright'ning
And you don't know nothin' about me