Come To The Supermarket (In Old Peking)

If you want a fancy fan or a turkey born in turkey-stan
Or a slave thats awflly african
Or a teapot early ming
Come to the supermarket in old peking
If you want to buy a kite or a pup to keep you up at night
Or a dwarf who used to know snow white
Or a frog who loves to sing
Come to the supermarket in old peking
They have sunflowr cakes moonbeam cakes
Gizzard cakes lizard cakes
Pickled eels pickle snakes
Fit for any king
If you want a bust of jade or an egg thats more or less decayed
Or in case you care to meet a maid
For a nice but naughty fling
Come to the supermarket
If you come on an ostrich you can park it
So come to the supermarket and see peking
If you want a gong to beat or a rickshaw with a sassy seat
Or a painting slightly indiscreet
That is simply riveting
Come to the supermarket and see peking
Well if you want some calico
Or a gentle water buffalo
Glow worm guaranteed to glow
Or a cloak inclined to cling
Come to the supermarket in old peking
They have birds-nest soup ******* soup
Noodle soup poodle soup
Talking crows with the croup
Almost anything
If you want to buy a saw or a fish delicious when its raw
Or a pill to kill your mothr-in-law
Or a bee without a sting
Come to the supermarket
If you come on a turtle you can park it
So come to the supermarket
If you come on a goose you can park it so come to the supermarket
And see PE-KING !!!