I Wish I Was the President

It's the end of the month
I gotta pay the rent
I wish I was the
PresidentIt's the end of the month and all my money i spent
I wish I was the
PresidentI'd have a big white house with a yard and a fence
So I could keep all the terrorists out
I'd be the king of the world
I would lie and deny
And get high with little honor role girls
I wish I was the
PresidentIt's the end of the month and what a year so far
I wish I was the
PresidentEvery end of the month
I buy a brand new car
And drive it straight to the strip bar
Where I'd be drinkin for free
And have a bunch of naked *****es yellin **** the poilce with me
Snortin **** up my nose
With the flag in my hand here my national anthem goes
I'd make every day a holiday
I wish I was the
PresidentA mandatory raise for the underpaid
I wish I was the
PresidentIt's the end of the month another one down the drain
I'd have a boat and a maid and my own jet plane
And I would still complain
I'd do whatever
I pleaseAnd take a trip around the world dropping bombs on our enemies
I'd smoke the ****st cigars drive a muscle car
And ****11 differnt porno stars
I'd live a hell of a life
I would never pay taxes
And I'd barely have to see my wife
I'd make every day a holiday
I wish I was the
PresidentA mandatory raise for the underpaid
I wish I was the
PresidentStop your whining cause your *****in naggings killing me
Stop your crying cause your driving me crazy
Goddammit do you have to complain
Don't you think
I'm tired of the same ole same ole thing
I wish I was the
President