I'm the Santa Claoz

Merry Christmas to all
And to all, a good night
Let me tell you all a glory
Little Christmas story
A story 'bout a mouse
In a big brown house
Underneath the mistletoe
She asked for Mr. Ho
But **** that little mouse
'Cause I'm the Santa Claoz
I'm the Santa Claoz (so what?)
I'm the Santa Claoz

Holy moly, what a mouse
Cook that turkey like a boss
Monilie money money flow
Tell me where is Santa, though
They said he was a witch
Yeah, a sneaky little bitch
But **** that little mouse
'Cause I'm the Santa Claoz
I'm the Santa Claoz (so what?)

Merry Christmas to all
And to all, a good night
Haha, I got it
Ooh, I see ya
Ooh, I see ya
Ooh, I see ya

'Cause I'm the Santa Claoz
I'm the Santa Claoz (so what?)
I'm the Santa Claoz
I'm the Santa Claoz
Merry Christmas to all
And to all, a good night