The Magnificent Jazzy Jeff

Written by：Will Smith/Jeffrey Townes
Some deejays are good some deejays are fresh
Some deejays are even def

But here's a little somethin 'bout my deejay
The magnificient jazzy jeff
So bust this beat

Yo jazzy

Well it's true that I'm the reigning king of the throne
But with all my strength I couldn't do it alone
I need a deejay like jazzy to back me up
So when I'm rockin on the mic he's on the crossfade cut
Scratchin and mixin mixin and scratchin
Second after second it's the record
He's catchin
His hands are so fast that it's a medical riddle
With the turntable split and the mixer in the middle
Back and forth his hands fly
With the speed of a cheetah that'll puzzle your
Eye
Record after record he has no mercy
Cuts left cuts right then he cuts vice versa
I'm not exaggerating I said it and I meant it
I resent it if you say that his cuts are precedented
He's a lean mean wreckin machine
He gets respected like a king when he's on the scene
So bust a move cause you know he's def
He's my deejay the magnificient jazzy jeff

People often ask me everytime I emcee
Why do I brag so much about my disc jockey
Well the reason that I brag and I boast the most
Is cause my deejay is the most from coast to coast
The magnificient jazzy jeff wack destroyer
Cuttin up records like a samurai warrior
If you deejays don't know who I'm talkin to

I'm talkin to you so come on
Cause in a battle you cannot win
Cause my deejay will tear yo butt limb from limb
He's like a runaway tank a hip hop rebel
And if you wanna battle you best bring a shovel
My man so you can dig your grave
Cause there's no way that you could ever be saved
Because the deejay cuts the record to create the sound
The deejay cuts the record he's the best around
The deejay cuts the record you know he's down
His name is jazzy jeff AKA jeff townes
Commandin the cut he's always on track
He's dj jazzy jeff and he's a cut maniac
So for your personal safety you should be told
That my dj jazzy jeff is out of control
Oh my god

Out of control
My goodness

Alright jazzy
We gon' do somethin a little different right now
This is what I want you to do for me
I want you to tell all these people your name
Jazzy tell em your name

He's jazzy

His name is jeff
He's jazzy
His name is jeff
He's jazzy
His name is jeff
He's jazzy
His name is jeff
He's jazzy
Yo jazzy I want you to tell all these people
How many of those deejays out there can get with you

None

None of them
How many

None of them
Tell the truth
None
None of them

None of them
Now make the record burp

Say excuse me

Now make it sound like a bird

Now make it chirp

Now here's a story that should not be forgot
About the day my deejay turned into an autobot
He got struck by lightning in an electrical storm
He got on the wheels of steel and began to transform

His name is jeff and he's as swift as a swiff
The type of guy that other deejays
Don't want to have to reckon with
He's by my side as I rock the mic
All of his vigorous cuts are sure to excite you
They'll delight you you know that that's right if you
Were a stick of dynamite his cuts would ignite you
The deejay on the weels can't be matched
So check out jazzy jeff with a cold cut scratch