Leftovers

I met her in the Museum of Paleontology
我在古生物博物馆里见到她
And I make no bones about it
不曾犹豫就上前搭话
I said: "If you wish to study dinosaurs,
我说“如果你想研究下恐龙，
I know a specimen whose interest is undoubted"
我知道个标本正有此想法”
Trapped in a body that is failing me
Well, please allow me to be succinct:
虽然我的长相这么失败
I wanna love you whilst we both still have flesh upon our bones
但还请原谅我的直白
Before we both become extinct
在我们灭绝之前
That's what I told her:
我想在还有血有肉的时候爱你
"I wanna be your lover"“
所以我对她说
And then I told her twice:
"I wanna be your lover"“
我想做你的爱人”
Well, he says he loves you like a sister
我又说了一遍
Well I guess, I guess that's relative
我想做你的爱人”
He says that he wants to make love to you
Well instead of 'to', shouldn't that be 'with'?
他说会像爱自己妹妹一样爱你
Oh, I told you once:
我觉得那也只是相对而言
"I wanna be your lover" “
当他说他想向你“求”爱
And now I've told you twice, Homes:
谁知道他想的是不是“做”爱?
"I wanna be your lover" “
And so I come to you filled with guilt and self-loathing
我对你说
And I am praying that you could make me good
我想做你的爱人”
And so I fall upon your neck just like a vampire
我又说了一遍
Yeah, like a vampire who faints at the sight of blood, yeah
我想做你的爱人”
And I told you once:
"I wanna be your lover" “
我带着内疚和自厌走向你
I'm gonna say it again
但愿你可以修好我的心
And then I told you twice:
像吸血鬼抵不住鲜血的诱惑一样
"I wanna be your lover" “
像吸血鬼一样我俯在你的脖颈上
Well this is my CV and I've got no-one else to blame
So I will state, state my case, yeah, I will state it again
我对你说
Come and help yourself to leftovers
我想做你的爱人”
Got a little surplus love and affection
我要再说一遍
And getting cuddly, so won't you cuddle me?
I could be your teddy bear, oh yeah
我想做你的爱人”
I know I ain't no eligible bachelor
This is no mouth-watering proposition
也不怪别人 我的履历也清清楚楚
Make no mistake, you're in big trouble, little lady
那我再陈述一次好了
If we start a-huggin' and a-kissin'
快来享用这多余的爱
And a-kissin', are you listening?
'Cause I told you once
你不想抱抱我嘛?
And then I told you twice
我可以做你的泰迪熊
And now I told you three times
And at the risk of repeating myself
我知道我不算个合格的单身汉
I'm gonna say it again
这也不是什么诱人的请求
Yeah
但小姐请别搞错了
I wanna be your lover
要是我们开始搂搂亲亲 你可就惹上了大麻烦
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
你可就惹上了大麻烦
I wanna be your lover
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
我对你说
I wanna be your lover
我再次对你说
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
现在我又对你说
I wanna be your lover
我也不怕反复讲
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
我还要接着说
I wanna be your lover