phenomenal cat

A long, long time ago
很久很久以前
In the land of idiot boys
在愚人國里面
There lived a cat, a phenomenal cat
住著一隻貓，一隻了不起的貓
Who loved to wallow all day
他喜歡整天在地上打滾
No one bothered him
無憂無慮
As he sat, content in his tree
他喜歡心滿意足地坐在樹上
He just lived to eat cause it kept him fat
他生來就是為了吃因為這樣能讓他長胖
And thats how he wanted to stay
這就是他喜歡的方式
Though he was big and fat
儘管他又圓又胖
All the world was good to him
整個世界都對他很好
And he pointed out on the map
他指了指地圖上
All the places he had been
他所有去過的地方
Cowes, Sardinia, Kathmandu
考茲（英格蘭），撒丁島（意大利），加德滿都（尼泊爾）
The Scilly Isles and Sahara, too
錫利群島（大西洋英國領地）和撒哈拉
Fum, fum, diddle-um di
La la la la, la-la la la
La la la la, la-la la la la
La la la la-la la la
Once when he was thin
曾經他還是很瘦的時候
He had flown to old Hong Kong
他去了老香港
And had learned the secret of life
在那裡他領悟了生活的真諦
And the sea and the sky beyond
還有遠方的大海和天空
So he gave up his diet and sat in a tree
所以他放棄了減肥然後坐在了樹上
And ate himself through eternity
不停在吃吃吃直到永遠
Fum, fum, diddle-um di
La la la la la-la la la
La la la la, la-la la la la
La la la la-la la la
Fum, fum, diddle-um di (diddle-um di)
Fum, fum, diddle-um di (diddle-um di, diddle-um di)