heaven 2 hell (feat. Elsie lovelock)

Attention! All sinners! Alastor here!
注意了所有的罪人！阿拉斯託在此！
And Charlie!
以及查莉！
As we are pleased to punch to tell you about the new Hazbin Hotel.
我們很榮幸為你介紹這座全新的地獄客棧
Actually,it's the Happy Hot--
事實上應該是快樂客棧
Wonderful! Now listen up!
棒極了！現在聽好了！
What would you do if I said there's a place for you?
如果我說有一個地方適合你你會怎麼做？
A place completely free of shame and doubt.
一個完全沒有羞恥和懷疑的地方
Well just about.
嗯差不多吧
What would you do if you could start at all the new?
如果可以重新開始你會怎麼做？
Welcome to our hotel and you'll find out.
歡迎來到我們的客棧這樣你就會知道
You will not want for anything we'll take it all away.
你的一切慾望都會消失我們會把你的東西都拿走
No actually we'll give you things 'cause stealing is not ok.
事實上我們會給你東西因為偷竊是不對的
Like beds of nails and swarms of bugs.
比如釘子床和一堆爬蟲
or cupcakes and a bunch of hugs.
或者是紙杯蛋糕和一堆擁抱
We'll make them pay
我們會讓他們付出代價
they want to stay
他們想留下
Don't scare them all away.
別把他們嚇跑了
We may not agree on everything as far as we can tell.
據我們所知，我們可能不會在所有事情上都達成一致
But we both want this new venture to do well.
但我們都希望這項新事業能做的更好
So with her passion
憑藉她的激情
and his power
他的力量
and this rinky-dink hotel
以及這座破舊客棧
We might just bring some heaven to hell
我們也許會給地獄帶來一些天堂的色彩（雙關語，還有“把天堂變成地獄”的意思）
It's clear to me that you 're just looking for control.
我很清楚你只是在追求控制一切
It's definitely getting out of hand
但這一切已經失去了控制
I agree
我同意
So before we go and tell another tired tortured soul
所以在我們去和另一個受折磨的疲憊靈魂對話前
I think we need to come up with a plan
我認為我們需要一個計劃
Good idea!
好主意
We'll ship them and then dressed them up and make them look apart
我們把他們運過來盛裝打扮讓他們看起來光彩照人
We'll actually we probably should help them change their heart
可實際上我們也許應該幫助他們改變內心
By teasing them and baiting them
通過戲弄他們引誘他們
or rehabilitating them
或者恢復改正他們
Boil them beat them slice them up and serve them on a cart
把他們煮熟切片然後放在推車裡呈上桌
That's horrible!
這太可怕了！
Don't be such a princess
別像個小公主一樣
Go to hell
下地獄去吧
Already there,darling
已經在那兒了親愛的
We may not agree on everything as far as we can tell
據我們所知，我們可能不會在所有事情上都達成一致
But we both want this new venture to do well.
但我們都希望這項新事業能做的更好
So with her passion and his power and this rinky-dink hotel
所以憑藉她的激情他的力量以及這座破爛客棧
We might just bring some heaven to hell
我們也許會給地獄帶來一些天堂的色彩
One more time time for the demons in the back
後面的惡魔們再來一次
With the passion and the power and this rinky-dink hotel
憑藉我們的激情和力量以及這座破爛客棧
We might just bring some heaven to hell
我們也許會給地獄帶來一些天堂的色彩
Want some hors-doeuvres?
來點開胃菜
I'll pass
哦不用了
YEAH!
耶！
(Thank u! Thank u! I'm here for all eternity!)
謝謝！謝謝！我會永遠在這裡！